Laney Maree

Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.
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marlasblackenedlungs:

Me trying to save my academic career

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pizzaforpresident:

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

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Marry someone who lets you have a bite of their brownie, even when you said you weren’t hungry. Marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. Marry someone who kisses your nose on a cold day. Marry someone who you can watch Disney movies with. Marry someone who is proud of you whether you earn £5 a week or £5,000 a week. Marry someone who you can tell everything to. Marry someone who isn’t afraid or embarrassed to hold your hand in public. Marry someone who lets you take over when decorating a cake. Marry someone who you can spend the day in Ikea with without feeling stressed. Marry someone who wraps you up inside their coat in the winter. Marry someone who accepts your fears and phobias. Marry someone who gives you butterflies every time you hear their key in the door. Marry someone who you don’t always have to shave your legs for. Marry someone who accepts you all day every day, even when you don’t look or feel your best. Marry someone who puts three sugars in your tea, despite telling them “just the two”. Marry someone who doesn’t judge you when you eat your body weight in cookies. Marry someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone, because you know they will reply. Marry someone who waits with you to get on the train. Marry someone who understands that you need to be alone sometimes. Marry someone who gets on well with your parents and isn’t uptight about family events. Marry someone who calms you down when you get mad about stupid stuff, and never tells you it’s “only stupid stuff”. Marry someone who makes you want to be a better person. Marry someone who makes you laugh. Marry someone who you love. Marry your soulmate, your lover, your best friend.

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holy shit. this is perfect.

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americantwentynothings:

Having best friends is great. Your twenties would be no fun without having someone to care about your well-being…

Someone who cares about your future: “You have ten minutes to change out of your yoga pants, we’re going out… do you want to die alone?”

about your health: “Okay so, if we split…


*ME AVOIDING RESPONSIBILITIES*

*ME AVOIDING RESPONSIBILITIES*

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squiggleblog:

  • New law does not apply to tenants, even if they are no longer paying rent. If a person has been subject to a tenancy agreement and fails to pay rent on time or leave the property when a section 21 or section 8 notice is issued this does not make them a squatter and no crime has been…

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I know that sounds pretty gross I’m sure. It actually isn’t half bad! 

Here is is:

1 1/2 (ish) cups of Silk Soy milk

1 banana

1 cup Costco Triple Berry Blend

1 handful of spinach

1 scoop of whey protein powder

1 tsp chia seeds (supposed to be good for you? I’m trusting the internet on this one)

Directions: Put into blender. Blend. I also occasionally stirred things around in there with a knife because I’m ghetto cool like that. Ain’t nobody got time for accidental full leaves of spinach.

Rating: 3.5/5- as in it’s pretty good, I’m enjoying this breakfast beverage as I type, I feel healthy drinking it but I don’t taste spinach like I thought, but I’m not chugging this like apple juice. But it’s good. Also, I feel myself getting full already and I’m barely half way in.

I’m trying to eat healthier so that my History and Physical doesn’t look like a medical-surgical textbook one day like so many of my patients.

IE: cancer, HTN, diabetes type II, hyperlipidemia, sleep apnea, obesity.

Those are the things I would like to avoid. Cancer is hit or miss, but the rest of those are totally preventable. 

SO. Expect some food related posts. It’ll help me keep track of recipes I like. I’ve been looking up stuff about clean eating, which sounds appealing. I like the idea of limiting processed foods and flours that are so not good for you. But, it’ll be a slow process. And I’m not gonna dive in 100% right away because, well, let’s be reasonable about this. 

On a positive note, I have cut back on soda A LOT. As in, if I have one in a week that is a splurge. Baby steps.

nlarva:

amor

nlarva:

amor

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baetyl:

jennifersbody:

tai-kwon-joe:

Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”

i think i want to be reincarnated as an elephant

i’m already 99% elephant anyway

Aw this is so cute for some reason look at that cute elephant butt

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wescalou:

me

How you feel on a great hair day.